Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

why did the man die? he had cancer

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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