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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

I'm hungry.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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