A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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sharks

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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