Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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The EPA.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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i lost the game

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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hi bye

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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