Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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