- Anti Joke

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.