When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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