What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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