Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What did the fish say after he

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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