- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Gorden Brown.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Penis.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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