Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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womens rights

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Anti Joke

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