roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Dont read this joke

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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How are cars made? By magic.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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