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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Keanu Reaves

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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