- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bags of delicious poop.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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