How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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