A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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hey

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Test

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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