Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A woman's opinion

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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