Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Hello penis

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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