Racial Equality.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Hi

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