- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A baby seal walked into a club.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

Get in the car.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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