- Anti Joke

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

miley cyrus

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?