Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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