- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

knock knock Labrinth come in

The Barackness Monster

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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