What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Kathy Griffin.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Pinus Testicles

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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School

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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