What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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