What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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