who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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hey bill!

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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