- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

A white person at Harvard

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why? Whats wrong?

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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