- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Michael Castillo is gay

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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