- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Darude- Sandstorm

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What is long and black The unemployment line

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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