How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

ROSS G IS OBESE

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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