- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What swims in the ocean? Fish

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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