Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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