- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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This is an anti-joke.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Hey, Max!!

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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