What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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asian, do math

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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IU football

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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