How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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