A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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