- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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