Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Who is a knob? ross d

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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