- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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