Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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