- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Farts smell bad!

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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whats 2+2? 4

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

How did the girl die? 25.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Johnson stops eating

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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