- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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