Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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