- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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