What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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