Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Fuck her

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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