What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

noodles

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Knock knock. Come in.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Hello I'm a fat kid

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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