What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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