why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

sweaty black guy

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Someone told me about this website.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

knock knock whos there .. derp

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

I came.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Google Doodles

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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